There was this sad little homeboy called Jack, whose momma was so poor, she couldn't afford to pay attention. His crib was bare, like his old lady hit 'im up, and his life was in need of some pimpin', yo.
So Jack's momma decides that she's gonna sell her cow to buy more rock, so she tells Jack, "Yo, take this mo-fo cow to the market and bring back some Benjamins." And Jack is all like, "Aiiiight".
So out on the street, Jack meets this playah who tells him he can give him some magic beans for his cow, and Jack is all "Fer real?" and the playah's all "Fo shizzle, my nizzle."
So at home, Jack's ol' lady wuz all up in his grill, saying, "Are you trippin'? This shit is whack, dawg," and she threw the beans out the window.
Next day, there was a bigass beanstalk growing up into the sky. Jack climbed the beanstalk and found a giant's castle. So he B&E'd a little and found a goose that laid golden eggs. When the giant came home, Jack busted a cap in his ass and took the goose home, and lived with bitches and bling for the rest of his life.
For real.
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